TNP Special: The Rock n' Roll Conspiracy Party EP47 w/ Chris Graves : Monologue
To the tune of Sugar Mountain by Neil Young:
Oh, to live on Conspiracy Mountain
With the 2nd shooters and the coloured revolutions,
You can't be twenty-seven on Conspiracy Mountain
And you're dreaming that
you're leaving the flat earth too soon,
You're leaving to go to the moon.
There's aliens at the fair
But all the cults are there
And the pineal gland you had
And some dragons and your dad.
Oh, to live on Conspiracy Mountain
With the 2nd shooters and the coloured revolutions,
You can't be twenty-seven on Conspiracy Mountain
And you're dreaming that
you're leaving the flat earth too soon,
You're leaving to go to the moon.
There's a girl being eaten in the aisle,
Oh, turn to Hillary and see her smile.
You can read the confession she wrote
As the moon plays its hollow note.
Oh, to live on Conspiracy Mountain
With the 2nd shooters and the coloured revolutions,
You can't be twenty-seven on Conspiracy Mountain
And you're dreaming that
you're leaving the flat earth too soon,
You're leaving to go to the moon.
Now you're underneath the spells
And you're givin' JFK some glares
To go with The Maya that you met
Over the ice wall for a cigarette.
Oh, to live on Conspiracy Mountain
With the 2nd shooters and the coloured revolutions,
You can't be twenty-seven on Conspiracy Mountain
And you're dreaming that
you're leaving the flat earth too soon,
You're leaving to go to the moon.
Now J. Edgar Hoover watches your home
'Cause you can never be alone.
Ain't it terrifying how you feel
When you find out Frazzledrip is real?
Oh, to live on Conspiracy Mountain
With the 2nd shooters and the coloured revolutions,
You can't be twenty-seven on Conspiracy Mountain
And you're dreaming that
you're leaving the flat earth too soon,
You're leaving to go to the moon.